Witty Anniversary Cards for Him or Her

We specialize in creating funny anniversary cards for both him and her. Our card that reads, “I definitely could not have tolerated me for this long,” has been a customer favorite. It’s not just for anniversaries though – customers also love giving it as a funny Valentine’s Day card or simply because it’s funny. Finding a genuinely funny love card can be challenging, but this one hits the mark. It’s always a good idea to have extra I love you cards or thinking of you cards on hand, and maybe even an I’m sorry card because let’s face it, we all do something annoying from time to time. Our cards are enjoyed by both men and women who appreciate jokes that go beyond the typical puns. Whether it’s a birthday card for a spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or a funny birthday card for a friend, mom, dad, brother, sister – anyone with a great sense of humor will love our cards. They’re humorous without being mean, making them suitable for gifting to a boss, coworker, aunt, uncle, niece, nephew, grandma, or grandpa. Our cards are made using sustainably sourced premium white stock and printed with soy-based inks for a luxurious and eco-friendly feel. The card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and comes with a sturdy recycled kraft envelope. The inside is left blank for you to customize with your own message. Rest assured, your card will arrive well-packaged in a clear cello sleeve for protection. Modern Wit is a small, woman-owned business based in northern IL, and all our products are proudly designed and printed in the USA. For all our products, visit the Modern Wit Store!