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Introducing the Fire Condom, the hilarious and functional solution for pit bosses and grill disasters! This workhorse glove brings excitement to the kitchen and warmth to campfires. While not protecting against pregnancies or STDs (it’s a glove, people!), it’s perfect for the bedroom ambiance. With unmatched 932-degree protection and an EN407 certification, it fits like a glove and offers flexibility. Remember, it extends handling time, not permanent fire protection. Wear for more than 4 hours and seek medical assistance…just kidding!
HILARIOUSLY FUNNY – Fire Condom will improve performance for the self-declared pit boss or even the ‘dumpster fire’ at the grill. It will bring excitement back to the kitchen and warm up those frosty nights around the campfire. While we may not be able to guarantee it will improve every aspect of your life…no wait, we think it will!
ACTUALLY WORKS – It is a workhorse. It isn’t one of those things you use for 30 seconds and then just toss. No, this unit will be ready to go time after time – providing immediate confidence and protection whenever you slip it on. While it will not protect against unplanned pregnancy or STDs (since it’s a glove……what were you thinking?) that isn’t to say there isn’t a place for it in the bedroom. What do you think they did in movies where there are like 4,000 candles lit in the bedroom?
UNMATCHED PROTECTION – You may say to yourself, can this thing really handle what I’m about to do with it? Let’s just say that you are not likely to encounter a situation where the glove’s 932 degree rating is really tested. It is a proven fact that a significant other – even when their face is red and they’re yelling – will not reach a temperature above 466 degrees. So there again, you have twice the coverage you need!
FITS LIKE A GLOVE – You may think, will a glove with all that sleek styling, 932 degree protection and a ribbed thumb really be comfortable and flexible enough for me to enjoy using? Is it really EN407 certified with Aramid Fiber construction (the same stuff in those sexy firemen outfits)? Will this glove help those who feel inadequate in some very personal ways? The answer to each is an emphatic, Yes!
USE AS INTENDED – This product will only extend the time to handle hot objects. It is not permanent protection against fire or heat. Seek medical assistance for those wearing the glove for more than 4 hours, or if they begin to ….. oh wait, that’s for something else….nevermind.
Additional information
Package Dimensions
11.93 x 7.2 x 0.75 inches
Item Weight
7.4 ounces
Department
unisex-adult
Manufacturer
JDITY
Item model number
8.60001E+11
Date First Available
43602
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